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I need to figure out some magic spell to make like... 100K people join Pottermore...and be in Slytherin House. And franticly earn House points for the next week. I NEED TO BEAT THE GRYFFINDORES OK?!? It's bad enough they won in the book and movie, I will not let them win online! *mutters* Freaking Gryffindores....