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Sorry for the insanely long wait...
Parts One, Two, Three, and Four and Five Six
Title: Why you should never visit family if your last name is Chase
Author: Dru
Fandom: House M.D. X-over with Buffy/Angel
Pairing: Spoken of Angel/Cordelia other wise none
Summary: After a visit to his cousin Cordelia in LA Chase has a little problem....Ok make that a big problem!
Archive: If you want it!
Rating: M to be safe. Most likly not needed but I like to be safe!
Parts: 7/?
Status: WIP
Spoilers: for Buffy and Angel umm if you haven't seen them after all this time.....dude. House up until and after Deception. Set after House is back in charge.
Series/Sequel: No
Website: http://www.geocities.com/dru_evilpointybiteyone
Disclaimer: I do not own House M.D., any of the characters, or Buffy or or Angel or any of them either. *sulk*
Authors notes & Warnings: This is insane I know. *sighs* I've battled the plot bunnies for days but in the end as always I gave in and am writing this. It's a male preg. Yes I said it! Chase gets knocked up! Thank god for X-overs or this would be even stupider then it's going to be! To make this work (And make my self happy...) consider seasons 6 and 7 of Buffy to never have happened and seasons 4 and 5 of Angel to never have happened. *squints* Ok ok ok the Cordy/Connor/Jasmine crap and the Wolfram and Hart stuff never happened. Angel and co are still in the hotel all together working to help the hopeless and Cordy's still Cordy not....whatever you wanna call her during the total slaughtering of her character! Conner...umm *thinks of some way Conner could be non-annoying.* Eh screw it! Conner was never kidnapped! He's a toddler (*does quick math* About 4 now) Angel, Cordy and everyone have been raising since he was born. Cordy still did the half demon thing to keep her head from exploding and she and Angel are a happy couple of parents. Sunnydale is still there Buffy never came back and everyone's still all fighting by them selves, sometimes calling LA, etc... WARNINGS other then the Male pregnancy....I really, really, REALLY suck at writing medical babble! So um...forgive me? I'm googleing my fingers off but well... still not the best in the world! And I've never actually been pregnant my self so I'm going by research. lots and lots of research!
Now! On to the fic!
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6 Weeks Later
"Hey Chase? How you doing?" Cameron asked coming up behind him and running a hand over his hair.
Chase sighed and suppressed a groan. No one could keep their hands out of his hair lately. Yes another 'perk' of pregnancy. Fuller more lustrous hair. House cracked even more jokes about his great hair, then ever now. What was it about pregnancy that made your body public property?!
"I'm fine."
"Are your ankles ok? Do you need another pillow?" Cameron asked looking ready to fetch one for him at the slightest hint.
"No, Cam. I'm fine. Really. The edema isn't that bad. The best thing would be moving around more. Getting some exercise." Chase said pointedly. His co-workers just about his him on bed rest. He didn't even know why he bothered to come into work since all he ever did was sit there in the office with his feet up.
"I don't think that's a idea. You know you've been having trouble with your balance for a few months now. You don't have the right center of balance like a woman has, and even woman have problems by this stage."
Chase scowled.
Cameron ignored it. "We got your latest round of tests results back by the way. Everything looks normal. Still no signs of gestational diabetes or anemia or any other complications. That should make you happy right?"
Chase grunted pulled his feet off the chair they were resting on and pushed him self to his feet.
Cameron jumped and moved to his side. "What are you doing? What do you need?"
"Well unless you've developed ability to go to the bathroom for me, I have to handle this my self." Chase said curtly moving past her.
"Oh, um, right." Cameron muttered sitting back down at the table.
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7 Week Later
Chase was not a happy camper. Even House had backed off picking on him, not wanting to incur his wrath.
"I have heart burn, I have gas, I have spider veins, I have swollen ankles, I can't sleep, I have carpel tunnel, I can't bloody well stand up without the room spinning, I have Hemorrhoids, I have leg cramps, and my damned mood swings are back! And to top it off my child thinks my internal organs are rugby balls! Is that what you wanted to know?!" Chase yelled at the cornered Cameron.
"Um...y-yes?" She squeaked.
"Fine!" Chase turned and stalked out of the conference room.
"What did you say to him?" Foreman asked staring wide eyed after his pregnant co-worker.
"I said 'Good morning. How was your night?' " Cameron said still looking shell shocked.
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Parts One, Two, Three, and Four and Five Six
Title: Why you should never visit family if your last name is Chase
Author: Dru
Fandom: House M.D. X-over with Buffy/Angel
Pairing: Spoken of Angel/Cordelia other wise none
Summary: After a visit to his cousin Cordelia in LA Chase has a little problem....Ok make that a big problem!
Archive: If you want it!
Rating: M to be safe. Most likly not needed but I like to be safe!
Parts: 7/?
Status: WIP
Spoilers: for Buffy and Angel umm if you haven't seen them after all this time.....dude. House up until and after Deception. Set after House is back in charge.
Series/Sequel: No
Website: http://www.geocities.com/dru_evilpointybiteyone
Disclaimer: I do not own House M.D., any of the characters, or Buffy or or Angel or any of them either. *sulk*
Authors notes & Warnings: This is insane I know. *sighs* I've battled the plot bunnies for days but in the end as always I gave in and am writing this. It's a male preg. Yes I said it! Chase gets knocked up! Thank god for X-overs or this would be even stupider then it's going to be! To make this work (And make my self happy...) consider seasons 6 and 7 of Buffy to never have happened and seasons 4 and 5 of Angel to never have happened. *squints* Ok ok ok the Cordy/Connor/Jasmine crap and the Wolfram and Hart stuff never happened. Angel and co are still in the hotel all together working to help the hopeless and Cordy's still Cordy not....whatever you wanna call her during the total slaughtering of her character! Conner...umm *thinks of some way Conner could be non-annoying.* Eh screw it! Conner was never kidnapped! He's a toddler (*does quick math* About 4 now) Angel, Cordy and everyone have been raising since he was born. Cordy still did the half demon thing to keep her head from exploding and she and Angel are a happy couple of parents. Sunnydale is still there Buffy never came back and everyone's still all fighting by them selves, sometimes calling LA, etc... WARNINGS other then the Male pregnancy....I really, really, REALLY suck at writing medical babble! So um...forgive me? I'm googleing my fingers off but well... still not the best in the world! And I've never actually been pregnant my self so I'm going by research. lots and lots of research!
Now! On to the fic!
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6 Weeks Later
"Hey Chase? How you doing?" Cameron asked coming up behind him and running a hand over his hair.
Chase sighed and suppressed a groan. No one could keep their hands out of his hair lately. Yes another 'perk' of pregnancy. Fuller more lustrous hair. House cracked even more jokes about his great hair, then ever now. What was it about pregnancy that made your body public property?!
"I'm fine."
"Are your ankles ok? Do you need another pillow?" Cameron asked looking ready to fetch one for him at the slightest hint.
"No, Cam. I'm fine. Really. The edema isn't that bad. The best thing would be moving around more. Getting some exercise." Chase said pointedly. His co-workers just about his him on bed rest. He didn't even know why he bothered to come into work since all he ever did was sit there in the office with his feet up.
"I don't think that's a idea. You know you've been having trouble with your balance for a few months now. You don't have the right center of balance like a woman has, and even woman have problems by this stage."
Chase scowled.
Cameron ignored it. "We got your latest round of tests results back by the way. Everything looks normal. Still no signs of gestational diabetes or anemia or any other complications. That should make you happy right?"
Chase grunted pulled his feet off the chair they were resting on and pushed him self to his feet.
Cameron jumped and moved to his side. "What are you doing? What do you need?"
"Well unless you've developed ability to go to the bathroom for me, I have to handle this my self." Chase said curtly moving past her.
"Oh, um, right." Cameron muttered sitting back down at the table.
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7 Week Later
Chase was not a happy camper. Even House had backed off picking on him, not wanting to incur his wrath.
"I have heart burn, I have gas, I have spider veins, I have swollen ankles, I can't sleep, I have carpel tunnel, I can't bloody well stand up without the room spinning, I have Hemorrhoids, I have leg cramps, and my damned mood swings are back! And to top it off my child thinks my internal organs are rugby balls! Is that what you wanted to know?!" Chase yelled at the cornered Cameron.
"Um...y-yes?" She squeaked.
"Fine!" Chase turned and stalked out of the conference room.
"What did you say to him?" Foreman asked staring wide eyed after his pregnant co-worker.
"I said 'Good morning. How was your night?' " Cameron said still looking shell shocked.
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Date: Tuesday, August 15th, 2006 04:54 pm (UTC)oh, i almost feel bad for cam! this is getting so fun! i'm glad you updated, it made my rather icky day!
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