FIC: Crack Fic (aka ...untitled.)
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Title: Crack Fic.
Author: Dru
Fandom: House MD
Pairing: Chase/Harem
Summary: Chase and Harem are trapped in a Canadian shack when it is revealed that one of them has a terminal illness. When this is learned, the other is miserable and bursts into tears.
Archive: ...*stares* *takes away crack pipe*
Rating: K
Parts: 1/1
Status: Complete
Spoilers: Nope
Series/Sequel: Nope
Website: http://www.geocities.com/dru_evilpointybiteyone
Disclaimer: I don't own House MD or Chase. I do own Harem! *gets hit by Harem* Ow! Sonof- *glares* Oh fine! She's a real person and since slavery is illegal I don't own her.
Authors notes & Warnings: Crack fic. I was bored, my net connection was down and I was playing with a plot bunny generator thing (That I tweaked to add mine and my friend's names cause I love Mary Sues...) and tada! Crack fic! Just be glad I'm not doing any of the mpreg or House offering pregnant me drinks ones! ...or Chase/Vogler... *gags*
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"I want a divorce!" Chase complained glaring at his girlfriend, from where he was standing by the window glaring out as the blizzard.
"We're not married, so I'll have to say no. And it's not that bad you big whiner! So we're snowed in! Were we really planing on going out anyway?" Harem snorted sprawling across the bed.
"Well...no. But still! What if we need to get somewhere? What if it last longer then they think and we starve to death?! Why the hell did we come to Canada for vacation anyway? What were you thinking?!"
"You are such a drama queen!" Harem snorted. "Would you get over here already? We're on vacation. We should be boinking like bunnies, not howling about the weather!"
Chase rolled his eyes but walked over to the bed and crawled on up beside her.
She reached over and yanked him on top of her, pulling him into a deep kiss.
"...alright so maybe this isn't all bad." Chase gasped after she finely released him and he caught his breath.
Harem smirked as she pulled him in again.
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As they recovered and enjoyed the after glow Harem bit her lip and looked over at Chase.
"What?" Chase asked catching her look.
"What, what?" Harem tried to cover
"I see that look. What's wrong?" Chase asked sitting up and turning towards her.
Harem opened her mouth then stopped and sighed. She sat up and ran her hands though her short blue hair before scrubbing them over her face. She slid out of bed and grabbed a glass from the bar. "What anything."
"Yeah a answer. What's wrong?"
She gnawed on her lower lip while she focused intently on pouring her drink.
"Harem..."
She turned towards him and swallowed. "I- uh you remember a couple of weeks ago I went to the doctor? Well uh last week the tests came back. It's not good. I- oh hell! There's no easy way to say this so I'll just blurt it out. I'm dying!"
Chase stared at her wide eyes. "What? No. What did the tests say? Did you get a second opinion? It's not possible!"
Harem shook her head. "They redid the tests and double checked, and got a second opinion. It's true. There's nothing they can do."
"Wha- What's the diagnoses?" Chase sputtered slowly.
"It- it doesn't matter. Suffice it to say I don't have long." Harem said taking a long drink from her glass.
"Of course it matters! Maybe there's something we can do! Find a better doctor, maybe get House to look at the case!"
"Chase stop thinking like a doctor! Think like a boy friend. There's nothing that can be done. There's no point in going over it." She said trying to choke back tears.
Chase jumped out of bed and pulled her to his chest, his eyes welling up with tears. "Oh. Oh God, Harem..." He whispered hoarsely, trying not to break down.
Harem broke down sobbing clinging to Chase and he quickly did the same.
They stood there clinging to each other sobbing for awhile before Harem pulled back and wiped her face on her arm before grabbed her glass again. "Wow great way to start a vacation off huh?" She joked with a watery laugh.
Chase grabbed a glass and poured him self a large helping of alcohol. "Why didn't you tell me sooner?" He whispered into his drink.
"I- I don't know. I wanted to be sure first then...I didn't know how to tell you."
Chase stared blankly into space. "God...how can this be happening?"
"I don't know...I don't know..." Harem muttered turning to lean against the bad and slid down to the floor, to hug her knees.
They both sat there staring into space, lost in their own dark thoughts.
The End.
(What?! I never said this was gonna be good)
Author: Dru
Fandom: House MD
Pairing: Chase/Harem
Summary: Chase and Harem are trapped in a Canadian shack when it is revealed that one of them has a terminal illness. When this is learned, the other is miserable and bursts into tears.
Archive: ...*stares* *takes away crack pipe*
Rating: K
Parts: 1/1
Status: Complete
Spoilers: Nope
Series/Sequel: Nope
Website: http://www.geocities.com/dru_evilpointybiteyone
Disclaimer: I don't own House MD or Chase. I do own Harem! *gets hit by Harem* Ow! Sonof- *glares* Oh fine! She's a real person and since slavery is illegal I don't own her.
Authors notes & Warnings: Crack fic. I was bored, my net connection was down and I was playing with a plot bunny generator thing (That I tweaked to add mine and my friend's names cause I love Mary Sues...) and tada! Crack fic! Just be glad I'm not doing any of the mpreg or House offering pregnant me drinks ones! ...or Chase/Vogler... *gags*
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"I want a divorce!" Chase complained glaring at his girlfriend, from where he was standing by the window glaring out as the blizzard.
"We're not married, so I'll have to say no. And it's not that bad you big whiner! So we're snowed in! Were we really planing on going out anyway?" Harem snorted sprawling across the bed.
"Well...no. But still! What if we need to get somewhere? What if it last longer then they think and we starve to death?! Why the hell did we come to Canada for vacation anyway? What were you thinking?!"
"You are such a drama queen!" Harem snorted. "Would you get over here already? We're on vacation. We should be boinking like bunnies, not howling about the weather!"
Chase rolled his eyes but walked over to the bed and crawled on up beside her.
She reached over and yanked him on top of her, pulling him into a deep kiss.
"...alright so maybe this isn't all bad." Chase gasped after she finely released him and he caught his breath.
Harem smirked as she pulled him in again.
---
As they recovered and enjoyed the after glow Harem bit her lip and looked over at Chase.
"What?" Chase asked catching her look.
"What, what?" Harem tried to cover
"I see that look. What's wrong?" Chase asked sitting up and turning towards her.
Harem opened her mouth then stopped and sighed. She sat up and ran her hands though her short blue hair before scrubbing them over her face. She slid out of bed and grabbed a glass from the bar. "What anything."
"Yeah a answer. What's wrong?"
She gnawed on her lower lip while she focused intently on pouring her drink.
"Harem..."
She turned towards him and swallowed. "I- uh you remember a couple of weeks ago I went to the doctor? Well uh last week the tests came back. It's not good. I- oh hell! There's no easy way to say this so I'll just blurt it out. I'm dying!"
Chase stared at her wide eyes. "What? No. What did the tests say? Did you get a second opinion? It's not possible!"
Harem shook her head. "They redid the tests and double checked, and got a second opinion. It's true. There's nothing they can do."
"Wha- What's the diagnoses?" Chase sputtered slowly.
"It- it doesn't matter. Suffice it to say I don't have long." Harem said taking a long drink from her glass.
"Of course it matters! Maybe there's something we can do! Find a better doctor, maybe get House to look at the case!"
"Chase stop thinking like a doctor! Think like a boy friend. There's nothing that can be done. There's no point in going over it." She said trying to choke back tears.
Chase jumped out of bed and pulled her to his chest, his eyes welling up with tears. "Oh. Oh God, Harem..." He whispered hoarsely, trying not to break down.
Harem broke down sobbing clinging to Chase and he quickly did the same.
They stood there clinging to each other sobbing for awhile before Harem pulled back and wiped her face on her arm before grabbed her glass again. "Wow great way to start a vacation off huh?" She joked with a watery laugh.
Chase grabbed a glass and poured him self a large helping of alcohol. "Why didn't you tell me sooner?" He whispered into his drink.
"I- I don't know. I wanted to be sure first then...I didn't know how to tell you."
Chase stared blankly into space. "God...how can this be happening?"
"I don't know...I don't know..." Harem muttered turning to lean against the bad and slid down to the floor, to hug her knees.
They both sat there staring into space, lost in their own dark thoughts.
The End.
(What?! I never said this was gonna be good)
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Date: Saturday, September 9th, 2006 08:29 pm (UTC)i love crack! fic, the situations are just so ilicitely good!
have you read my fic? if not it's here:
http://community.livejournal.com/duerbp/2975.html#cutid1
go, read, tell me i suck giant whale balls! (sorry for that image, it's this thing a friend of mine says)
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Date: Saturday, September 9th, 2006 10:35 pm (UTC)Ooooh! more! Moremoremoremore! *cracks whip* I must have fic!