8 icons and a crackfic

[dru_evilista]

I was downloading Fonts again... *sighs* Icons are like Pringles. You can't stop at one. 2 Charmed 6 Star Trek...and a crack fic, cause the Borg need more glitter in their lives. ...and I'm insane.





WARNING: Crack. Pure 1000% crack. Not to be taken seriously. Erm..and improper use of treknobable. Hard core Trekies who will cry and yell at me, please stop reading now.

Seven of Nine: *enters captains ready room* Captain Janeway, while playing with Naomi Wildman I came up with a play to stop the Borg forever.
Captain Janeway: Really?! What?
Seven: Glitter.
Janeway: ....what?
Seven: Glitter! The Borg need more glitter in their lives. No one can assimilate while looking at glitter.
Janeway: That's so crazy it just might work! *stalks out onto the bridge* Mr. Kim find me a Borg Cube.
Kim: Captain?
Janeway: We're....glittering the Borg.
Kim: Ma'am?
Janeway: Seven came up with a plan. We're going to beam glitter onto a Borg cube. They won't know what hit them!
Chakotay: Glitter... That's....brilliant! Glitter makes everyone happy!
Kim: Um...yes sir. Scanning long distance for Borg Cubes. *taping* We have one. Sending quardaents to Lt. Paris.
Paris: Entering quardents 015 mark 248. Are you sure about this Captain?
Janeway: Engage Mr. Paris.
Paris: *hits controls and ship takes off*

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BORG: WE ARE THE BORG. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
Janeway: Ready?
B'Elanna: Package is ready for transport on your orders captain.
Janeway: Do it.
BORG: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. WE WILL ADD YOUR BIOLOGICAL AND TECHNOLOGICAL DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN. *glitters beams onto Borg vessel* THIS TECHNOLOGY WILL BE ADDED TO OUR...OOOH. SHINY. PRETTY. IT WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
Kim: I don't think it's working Captain!
Janeway: Give it minute.
BORG: LOWER YOUR SHIELDS. RESISTANCE IS....SO SPARKLY.... MUST...GLUE...TO...PAPER...
Janeway: Victory!
Me: And they all lived happily ever after. The End.