FIC: Untitled Torchwood Fic + icons

[dru_evilista]

Whoo I wrote again! After a long, long, long dry spell I have written! And in a new fandom! (icons under fic)


Title: Untitled Torchwood Fic
Author: Dru
Fandom: Torchwood
Pairing: None, implied Jack/Everyone(he's Jack for goodness sake!)
Summary: After End of Days and Last of The Time Lords, Jack returns. The team is not please with his disappearance.
Rating: Teen
Parts: 1/1
Spoilers: None really. Season 1 of Torchwood, and maybe the last couple eps of Dr Who if you haven't seen them. No real spoilers for season 2 as it's not even filmed yet.
Disclaimer: I do not own Torchwood, or any of it's characters.
Authors notes & Warnings: Trying my hand at writing Torchwood fic. Just a little thing that popped into my head after reading Torchsticks and watching End of Days. Warnings for my strange sense of humor! ... and it's very bad (Hey I haven't written anything in like a year! I'm rusty.)


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Jack stepped into the hub with a sigh of relief. After a very long year (that he was oh so lucky to be one of the few on Earth who remembered), it was great to be home.

As he entered, all the heads in the room swiveled towards him. "Jack?!"

"Hi honeys! I'm home!" Jack called out, grinning brightly.

A few minutes later Jack came back to life with a gasp, surround by Owen, Ianto, Tosh and Gwen. "I take it you're not happy to see me?"

Owen calmly pointed the gun at him and fired again.

On reviving the second time Jack glared at Owen. "Ok now that's enough! I get it! You're pissed! But stop killing me!"

Owen raised raised the gun again but Ianto put a hand on his arm. "Owen."

"Thank you!" Jack groaned rubbing his forehead.

"Don't monopolize the gun. The rest of us want our turns. And then we all need to have a very long talk with our Captain." Ianto finished with a glare at Jack.

"We're going to need more bullets." Gwen muttered, going to the weapons locker.

Jack sighed. He could see he was in for a lot of making up. Maybe he could convince them all to take sex instead of shooting him?


The End.

1 Dr Who 12 Torchwood various pairings

Comments

[sleepyheathen.livejournal.com]

May I shoot Jack, then sex him? Shoot him for my own perverse pleasure in being able to shoot someone with no worries about death or anything silly like that and sex him for obvious reasons.

[dru_evilista]

Hmm...well if he's going to get sex, there's a good chance he'll forgive you or shooting...well that and he seems to forgive people he likes for anything. Bring your killer girlfriend to work? Well he'll kill her, give you a mild scolding, but then later he'll sex you up...for 4 hours. *mutters* The stanima....

[texan-elf.livejournal.com]

will credit when used - taking alone in a crowd, owen/tosh, gwen/susie (so wrong it's right *wink*)

[texan-elf.livejournal.com]

ps. I don't know whether to feel more sorry for Jack or the team in your fic. That was a fun ficlet.