My subconscious is a pervert.
Jan. 5th, 2009 06:37 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
dru_evilista
So thought I'd post this wacky dream I had(after hours of being molested in malls by Jack and various other kinky dreams), that revealed the answer to the question all Owen fans have pondered since Fragments. "WTF is a manwhore/bastard like Owen doing with a fluffy bunny like Katie?!"
I was in a park or something, pushing a baby carriage with Owen...and Katie. Apparently we're friends, and like met in some parent class or something, and are walking our babies together.
So we're walking and chatting, when all of a suddenly I get all woozy and sick, and Owen goes all fussy!Doctor!Owen on me, while Katie handles the babies and looks concerned. I realize we're been walking for hours and I haven't eaten in a few hours before that, so my blood sugar must be low, and Owen decides to head back to their house as it's closer. Katie takes the babies to the nursery to put them down for a nap, while Owen stuffs food into me, and puts me down for a nap in the guest room.
I'm guessing Owen drugged me since I fell asleep in like two minutes, then Katie comes in while Owen's got a hand up my shirt,groping me listening to my heart and Owen asks about the babies and Katie totally doesn't bat a eye and tells him: "Went right to sleep. Should stay that way for a few hours or so. How is she?"
"Looks alright, heartrate's a bit high, blood sugar was in the basement but fed her and she should be fine."
So Katie moves to the other side of the bed and sits down, taking the stethoscope from Owen and listens for a minute then all casual like, goes "You know, she's pretty cute. And we haven't had anyone since Lindsy was born..." and looks up at Owen though her eyelashes, smirking a little.
Owen gives her this wide eyed, almost Geeky!Owen level look and goes "Katie Harper! What are you suggesting?"
"Just...maybe we should give her a more... thorough physical. Just to make sure she's all right."
Owen's shocked looks morphs into Owen!Smirk(you know the one. the filthy one), and he leans over and kisses Katie. "Have I mentioned how much I love you Mrs Harper?"
"That's Doctor Harper to you mister." Katie tells him with a smirk and...leer I think is the only thing you can call her expression.
Owen goes "Cuffs where we left them?"
And there ends my dream!getting molested by Katie and Owen. And the answer is? Katie was as much of a slut and pervert as Owen! A lady in the street, a freak in the sheets. *nods* ...and a strange side effect of this dream...I think I have a bit of a crush on Katie now...
I was in a park or something, pushing a baby carriage with Owen...and Katie. Apparently we're friends, and like met in some parent class or something, and are walking our babies together.
So we're walking and chatting, when all of a suddenly I get all woozy and sick, and Owen goes all fussy!Doctor!Owen on me, while Katie handles the babies and looks concerned. I realize we're been walking for hours and I haven't eaten in a few hours before that, so my blood sugar must be low, and Owen decides to head back to their house as it's closer. Katie takes the babies to the nursery to put them down for a nap, while Owen stuffs food into me, and puts me down for a nap in the guest room.
I'm guessing Owen drugged me since I fell asleep in like two minutes, then Katie comes in while Owen's got a hand up my shirt,
"Looks alright, heartrate's a bit high, blood sugar was in the basement but fed her and she should be fine."
So Katie moves to the other side of the bed and sits down, taking the stethoscope from Owen and listens for a minute then all casual like, goes "You know, she's pretty cute. And we haven't had anyone since Lindsy was born..." and looks up at Owen though her eyelashes, smirking a little.
Owen gives her this wide eyed, almost Geeky!Owen level look and goes "Katie Harper! What are you suggesting?"
"Just...maybe we should give her a more... thorough physical. Just to make sure she's all right."
Owen's shocked looks morphs into Owen!Smirk(you know the one. the filthy one), and he leans over and kisses Katie. "Have I mentioned how much I love you Mrs Harper?"
"That's Doctor Harper to you mister." Katie tells him with a smirk and...leer I think is the only thing you can call her expression.
Owen goes "Cuffs where we left them?"
And there ends my dream!getting molested by Katie and Owen. And the answer is? Katie was as much of a slut and pervert as Owen! A lady in the street, a freak in the sheets. *nods* ...and a strange side effect of this dream...I think I have a bit of a crush on Katie now...