....just a tip:

[dru_evilista]

if you see ducks? Don't jokingly ask them if they want to come home with you, cause your dad loves ducks. They will understand you. They will try to take you up on the offer. You will have to feed them to make them go away(and get out of the parking lot so they don't get run over).

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[lwitch.livejournal.com]

Also if you have four drakes and a duck on your front lawn, do not feed them. They will come back at least three times a day and quack at you loudly until you open the door. Then they will expect food. Following this they will make your front lawn their home and you will come home every day to find ducks fighting and quacking. :-)